What Weird Stuff Does KG Say To TD?
From this fantastic Tim Duncan profile comes a little tidbit (emphasis mine):
“Duncan hates Kevin Garnett. Hates him the way liberals hate Sean Hannity. This information comes from very reliable sources, who talk about how KG has made a career of trying to punk Duncan, baiting him and slapping him and whispering really weird smack into his ear. They talk about how funny this is, because the worst thing you can do as an opponent is piss off Duncan. Then, as Malik Rose says, “he f——— destroys you.” Duncan’s lifetime numbers versus Garnett’s teams, by the way: 19.4 points per game, 11.6 boards and a 44—17 record, including the postseason.”
Here are the weirdest things* Garnett’s ever trash talked to Duncan:
“Have you ever seen Frasier? I bet you love it. I bet you looooooove Frasier.”
“I’m sitting in the house loading up the pump, loading up the Uzi, taking out the trash, making sure the roast is coming along, making the bed. I’m ready for war.”
“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries.”
“Did you just miss a layup? ANYTHING IS POSSIBLLLLLLLE.”
“No, what I said was, you’re an asshole on our team and on our league.”
“You, Parker, Ginobili. You’re a bunch of foreigners. Don’t mess with God’s America.”
“My knee hurts.”
“What did the 5 fingers say to the face?”
*Obviously unreal, but if I have to explain that then yeesh.
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